houndini

As you're plowing your ladyfriend from behind, you pull out, pinch off, and cough up something on her back. When she looks back at you, cream on her face, and yell "Tah-daaaahhhh!"

"Hey, hon, that wasn't a houndini, w-"

by Alex Potter May 29, 2005

Houndini

A bit that Los Angeles radio host Rick Dees used to do where he would have a dog predict what sports team would win in an upcoming game (such as the Super Bowl) by giving him two bowls of kibble to choose from. Whichever bowl the dog ate from supposedly represented the team that would win. The name was a combination of "hound" (a kind of dog) and "Houdini" (as in Harry Houdini, 1874-1926), which was stupid since Houdini was an escape artist, not a psychic. Another L.A. radio host, Adam Carolla, did a similar bit with his dog on his morning show (2006-2009), thought of course he didn't call it Houndini.

Person A: "Man, that Adam Carolla had a hell of a nerve ripping off the great Rick Dees's Houndini bit!"
Person B: "Who the hell is Rick Dees?"

by SnakeMan24 July 5, 2009

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

hounding around

Hounding around can mean anything from doing hoodrat shit with your friends to vaping in your car driving around because there are no moves that specific night

You bro what y'all up to tonight? Any parties?

Nah prob just hounding around

by Thatlatestjoob557788 November 2, 2017

Hounding

Someone who eagerly and persistently pursues a person even though their communication is unrequited.

Man1: What ever happened with that chick you met last weekend?

Man2: She sent me 10 text messages, 22 emails, and has called me 15 times. She's hounding me!

by TheV-Man January 22, 2011

Houdini poop

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015

self houdini

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.

"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"

by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017