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Houndini 

A bit that Los Angeles radio host Rick Dees used to do where he would have a dog predict what sports team would win in an upcoming game (such as the Super Bowl) by giving him two bowls of kibble to choose from. Whichever bowl the dog ate from supposedly represented the team that would win. The name was a combination of "hound" (a kind of dog) and "Houdini" (as in Harry Houdini, 1874-1926), which was stupid since Houdini was an escape artist, not a psychic. Another L.A. radio host, Adam Carolla, did a similar bit with his dog on his morning show (2006-2009), thought of course he didn't call it Houndini.
Person A: "Man, that Adam Carolla had a hell of a nerve ripping off the great Rick Dees's Houndini bit!"
Person B: "Who the hell is Rick Dees?"
Houndini by SnakeMan24 July 5, 2009

Houdini Torpedo 

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.
Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I
Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

hounding around 

Hounding around can mean anything from doing hoodrat shit with your friends to vaping in your car driving around because there are no moves that specific night
You bro what y'all up to tonight? Any parties?

Nah prob just hounding around

Hounding 

Someone who eagerly and persistently pursues a person even though their communication is unrequited.
Man1: What ever happened with that chick you met last weekend?

Man2: She sent me 10 text messages, 22 emails, and has called me 15 times. She's hounding me!
Hounding by TheV-Man January 22, 2011

Houdini poop 

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.
Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."
Houdini poop by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015

self houdini 

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.
"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"
self houdini by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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