Houffin

A combination of howlin and bouffin.

Wee tony farted and it was heavy houffin.

by Prinaynay May 16, 2018

HuffingDonnie

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone at work who will doing anything to keep the boss happy, a total suckass.

Randy: So I was looking at boats online....
Chuck: That's fantastic! I've got a boat too!
Randy: Maybe you could show me....
Chuck: Absolutely! Here, (pulls out phone) look at these pictures of mine.
Randy: That boat looks a little small....
Chuck: It is, but we could go look at other ones.
Randy: That would be cool. Maybe you can come over afterward and I'll grill some food.
Chuck: Hell, I'll pick up the food and beer! We could have a party!
Randy: Yeah....
Chuck: Did I tell you earlier that your shirt looks very nice?
Randy: No, but thank you.
Chuck: No problem.
Man outside room: Man Chuck sure is HuffingDonnie on Randy today.
2nd man outside room: Just today? Shit, he does it everyday! I think there's something more going on there.
1st man: Like what?
2nd man: I think Chuck is in love with Randy.
1st man: Wow. That's gay.
2nd man: Yep.

by Charles Joseph Hurst the 2nd July 20, 2012

Huffington Post

Your #1 source for all that is not news. If you are utterly dying to know what color Miley Cyrus' shit was on Tuesday or felt that you would not die happy unless you found out once and for all how drunk Lindsay Lohan got after she partied in LA without a bra, then this is the site for you!!!

The Kardashians are so talented! I know; I read it in the Huffington Post.

by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012

Huffinternship

When one is so desperate for a media "in" that they will go one step further than working for free- they'll pay, and pay dearly.

Antonym: unpaid internship.

Guy One: I'm doing a huffinternship at NBC.

Guy Two: How much did that set you back?

Guy One: I mortgaged my parents house.

Guy Two: Do they know?

Guy One: Nope. But there's enough left over that they can huffintern at Fox News if they want.

by RichardNixonRocks May 14, 2009

Huffington Post

The sewer of the liberal political blogosphere.

Did you read all those comments on Huffington Post wishing Tony Snow a slow, painful death from cancer? Classy.

by StaffOfMagius December 16, 2007

huffing the bag

Feces is placed in a paper bag along with gasoline fumes and lighter fluid. You inhale in and out multiple times until you get high.

Homeless man: Spare change?

Jon: huffing the bag seems like a rush, so let me get a few huffs and I'll think about it bruh

by dickypoo July 27, 2014

Houfin

Scot's word that is used to describe something extremely disgusting, putrid, rancid, etc. and especially in relation to something bad smelling.
Comes after "boggin" in the descriptive scale of good to bad. Something boggin would insight disapproval and disgust, where as something houfin would likely encourage an unwanted physical response, ie. give you the boak!

aw whit..... Kev's pure getting aff wi yer Gran and he just pulled half her falsers oot his mouth..... that is houfin likes!!

me: heeeuuuw..... heeeuuuw..... heeeuuuwewew....
pal: whats up wi your puss?
me: just stood on that rat man it's totally houfin, burst open wi these maggots an shit aw wrigglin aboot, pure gien me the dry boke like!!

by ram5ay April 28, 2011