Bouffin

When something is overly grim, disgusting, inedible or ugly. Most often used in the past tense when referring to a bad experience.

That cheeseburger was fucking bouffin man.

by Rabster December 14, 2013

Bouffin

The word "Bouffin" is commonly used to describe an attractive female who appeals to a wide audience of males.
(Popularised by the Cargo-Connoisseur "drew2wavy")

"rahhhh, she's a leng bouffin ahlie?"

by meridianresident January 16, 2022

Boston Bouffant

(Pronounced Bah-stin Boo-font) (noun) when a male is performing cunnilingus on a female partner, and the female lets loose a queef of such intensity, that it parts the male's hair right down the middle. ( in a similar fashion to George McFly's hairdo in back to the future).

Skyler went muff diving, and came out with a Boston Bouffant! What a loser!

by Scoopalone June 4, 2014

Bluffin with my muffin

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

by Eddy January 21, 2009

muffin buffing

woman/girl rubbing her clit masturbating. "female getting off"

joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing

by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017

Bluffin'

Fakin' , to say you are going to do something but then dont, lying

Anthony: Yoo you a straight Bluffin', where my weed at? you said you had it

Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none

by yowheredamoneyat January 19, 2011

Bluffin Top

when a blue waffle is so bloated,saggy,and flappy that ,when pants are worn,it overhangs like a muffin top would.

Dude, chill. that's just her Bluffin Top.

by swapps October 30, 2010