A Hexican is a person who is a Hex cryptocurrency maximalist. They are also Richard Heart maximalists, the founder of Hex.

They typically also have multiple Hex stakes with at least one locked up for 5555 days proving they have a delayed gratification mindset.

They love people. They love the Hexican community. And they desire to help everyone they come in contact with stop taking L’s and get crypto right, that starts with a Hex stake as the foundation earning trustless interest daily at an average of 38% APY.

Ooo girl, he’s gotta be a Hexican, he got that big D energy mixed with that big brain energy. You better go talk to him before I do!

HEXICAN by SonsOfHexico February 12, 2022

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Hexican

Someone who stakes a cryptocurrency called HEX Token, founded by Richard Heart.

Unknown stranger: I should have listened carefully to those Hexicans. I could've been getting trustless, compounded interest when it was merely under a penny!

Hexican by UnHEXable July 28, 2020

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Hexican

Hexican is a Hispanic person who is a member of Goth subculture.
The word itself comes from combining Mexican and the word hex.

Jimmy Euringer MSI: 'What do you call a goth Mexican? Hexican!'

Hexican by Scolex October 29, 2008

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honxican

A slightly derogatory term for someone who is half-Mexican, half-honky.

Little Jimmy Urine is the sexiest honxican in the world.

honxican by K_i_t_t_y_K_a_t_ December 29, 2008

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hexican

A person who is hispanic or of hispanic decent who uses the internet.

hexican: Viva la intarweb!
guy1: GTFO HEXICAN!
guy2: probably hopped over the server like that wall the U.S. is so cheap to sustain...

hexican by ginnethong December 31, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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