hotest

A misspelling of the commonly used "Ho test" or "Ho-test" where one scores a potential mate based on various datum. The higher a score one receives the more of a ho one becomes.

"Shit, she looks GOOD, think I've got a chance?"
"After subjecting her to the hotest, you've more than got a chance, but be prepared for a hotdog in a hallway"

by Generichandle February 3, 2008

hotest

top notch sex, hot as f*ck

you girl are da hotest i've ever fucked

by sPout September 7, 2008

Hotest

SOMEONE THAT IS HOT AND IS THE HOTEST

Dylan is the HOTEST bc I said so and the urban dictionary is always right

by The hotest girl February 9, 2019

homestein

A homie that is a genius like Einstein.

OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

homestall

verb. The act of stalling arriving home because it is a place to be avoided for a number of reasons, or because there are more fun things to do outside compared to being at home.

noun. Something that enables you to stall your arrival to home.

variations:
Homestalled, homestalling, homestaller...

1. I think I will just homestall for about an hour. There's heavy traffic on the way home and my siblings will be watching that Teen Mom show on MTV which I do not want to be around for.

2. I was going to hop on the bus, but that sign on the convenience store says "Free Slurpies" which would be an excellent homestall.

by Flightning August 25, 2011

Homestuck

Homestuck is a webcomic written and illustrated by Andrew Hussie. It has created a large fandom called the "Homestucks." These homestuck will talk about homestuck forever. They like to discuss ships and various updates. This webcomic was started on April 13th, 2009 and ended April 13th, 2016. This webcomic can be found at MSPaintAdventures.com.

HS Fan: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK!!!

by xoxojordn September 9, 2016

Homestuck Syndrome

When you forget the word for Stockholm syndrome so you look up Homestuck Syndrome in hopes of finding what the word for Stockholm syndrome is. You’re welcome.

Y’know that thing that happened in Beauty and the Beast? Like falling in love with your kidnapper? Oh! *lightbulb* Homestuck Syndrome! Wait no... wait wtf is it... Am I having a stroke? Uh I’ll just google Homestuck Syndrome to make sure I’m not losing my shit. Oh! STALKHOLM SYNDROME! I’m an idiot!

by lovethisstuv May 13, 2020