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A misspelling of the commonly used "Ho test" or "Ho-test" where one scores a potential mate based on various datum. The higher a score one receives the more of a ho one becomes.
"Shit, she looks GOOD, think I've got a chance?"
"After subjecting her to the hotest, you've more than got a chance, but be prepared for a hotdog in a hallway"
hotest by Generichandle February 3, 2008
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top notch sex, hot as f*ck
you girl are da hotest i've ever fucked
hotest by sPout September 7, 2008
SOMEONE THAT IS HOT AND IS THE HOTEST
Dylan is the HOTEST bc I said so and the urban dictionary is always right
Hotest by The hotest girl February 9, 2019

homestein 

A homie that is a genius like Einstein.
OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.
homestein by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

homestall 

verb. The act of stalling arriving home because it is a place to be avoided for a number of reasons, or because there are more fun things to do outside compared to being at home.

noun. Something that enables you to stall your arrival to home.

variations:
Homestalled, homestalling, homestaller...
1. I think I will just homestall for about an hour. There's heavy traffic on the way home and my siblings will be watching that Teen Mom show on MTV which I do not want to be around for.

2. I was going to hop on the bus, but that sign on the convenience store says "Free Slurpies" which would be an excellent homestall.
homestall by Flightning August 25, 2011

Homestuck 

Homestuck is a webcomic written and illustrated by Andrew Hussie. It has created a large fandom called the "Homestucks." These homestuck will talk about homestuck forever. They like to discuss ships and various updates. This webcomic was started on April 13th, 2009 and ended April 13th, 2016. This webcomic can be found at MSPaintAdventures.com.
HS Fan: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK!!!
Homestuck by xoxojordn September 9, 2016

Homestuck Syndrome 

When you forget the word for Stockholm syndrome so you look up Homestuck Syndrome in hopes of finding what the word for Stockholm syndrome is. You’re welcome.
Y’know that thing that happened in Beauty and the Beast? Like falling in love with your kidnapper? Oh! *lightbulb* Homestuck Syndrome! Wait no... wait wtf is it... Am I having a stroke? Uh I’ll just google Homestuck Syndrome to make sure I’m not losing my shit. Oh! STALKHOLM SYNDROME! I’m an idiot!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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