Hot Mustard
I blew hot mustard all over her white shirt while climaxing from the hand job I just received. Needless to say, the shirt (and my relationship with this woman) was ruined.
Hot Mustard by Super Sexy Italian Guy Steve August 1, 2010
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Hot mustard
"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.
Hot mustard by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018
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Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup
When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.
Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.
Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup by theinstigator June 3, 2016
Hot Yellow Ass Mustard
Hot Yellow Ass Mustard: the result of anally straining oneself beyond one's limits then exposing that matter to a heated element.
After we ate the bean burrito we had a farting contest in which Matt pushed too hard and sprayed ass mustard all over the space heater causing it to become hot yellow ass mustard.
Hot Yellow Ass Mustard by Frankendouche September 11, 2005
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