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Definitions by somebodythatyoudontknow

Popcorn Shits 

When you go to the movies and order too much popcorn and when ya get home your stomach starts to queeze and when ya shit, it'll go pop pop pop pop outta your ass
"Ay get the small popcorn this time"
"Why?"
"I ate a large popcorn during the last movie and I took residency on my toilet with the popcorn shits"

Pride Month 

A month celebrating dudes who take it in the ass
"Nothing says Pride Month like rainbows and dildos!"

Conway County 

The closest place where folks in Conway and Russellville, Arkansas can buy beer
"Where can one buy beer here in Conway?"
"Oh you gotta go to Conway County bruh..."
"But we're already in Conway County..."
"Nah homie this is Faulkner County."

Bambi Beef 

A term used in Arkansas/East Texas for venison
"Oh Steve went to Conway County this weekend and brought back some of that Bambi Beef"

biscuits and chocolate gravy 

When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks
"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."

Mississippi Mud Baby 

A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby
"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"
A hot steaming turd
"Dude, I left a huge Joe Biden in my ex's toilet last night...I didn't even flush!"