Conway County

The closest place where folks in Conway and Russellville, Arkansas can buy beer

"Where can one buy beer here in Conway?"
"Oh you gotta go to Conway County bruh..."
"But we're already in Conway County..."
"Nah homie this is Faulkner County."

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Hot mustard

When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color

"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 02, 2018

toilet tickets

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 02, 2018

biscuits and chocolate gravy

When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks

"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Coronaland

The whole world after things went from bad to total shitstorm during the Coronavirus Plague of the 21st Century.

"United States of America? Nope, this is the United States of Coronaland"

by somebodythatyoudontknow April 30, 2020

Bambi Beef

A term used in Arkansas/East Texas for venison

"Oh Steve went to Conway County this weekend and brought back some of that Bambi Beef"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Popcorn Shits

When you go to the movies and order too much popcorn and when ya get home your stomach starts to queeze and when ya shit, it'll go pop pop pop pop outta your ass

"Ay get the small popcorn this time"
"Why?"
"I ate a large popcorn during the last movie and I took residency on my toilet with the popcorn shits"

by somebodythatyoudontknow July 09, 2022