Hot Clive 

The act of excreting fecal matter onto your hands then placing it into the mouth of an unknowing blindfolded person, then in shock they swallow it and proceed to vomit everywhere.

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Person1: Did you hear about Bob?

Person 2: He got a hot Clive from his tinder date... Still washing his mouth out now

Hot Clive by Hot Clive September 27, 2020

hot clave 

When you get a bunch of boys together and bang some sticks on things.

Hey Jim, lets get the boys together and do a hot clave ;)

hot clave by Josh&Josh October 10, 2017

Cleveland Hot Waffle 

The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.

The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.

Cleveland Hot Waffle by beerman22 August 26, 2013

Cleveland Hot Air Balloon 

(n) The act of, upon going ass to mouth, unknowingly receiving an enormous shart(a homogeneous fart-shit hybrid) into one's mouth with such power that it forcibly expands the lungs, filling them with a foul, toxic, and intensely unpleasant concoction. This leaves the victim gasping for fresh air while simultaneously expelling the hot shart from their mouth onto the ass of the shart donor, making them look as though they do not know how to properly wipe their own ass.

Jimmy gave me such a bad Cleveland Hot Air Balloon the other day that I ralphed it back into his asshole and called the police.

Cleveland Hot Air Balloon by UpperdeckerLeaver April 14, 2009

cleveland hot pocket 

Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.

Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)

Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.

I'm going to give that little corn-fed bitch the Cleveland Hot Pocket.

cleveland hot pocket by Nate Waibel October 23, 2007

Cleveland Hot Potato 

The process by which an individual excretes a large piece of fecal matter and proceeds to pass that directly into another individual's anus, who then tries to return the instrument into the originator's anus. This process is repeated until one unsuccessfully receives the item. The failing indidivual must then proceed to orally consume the article.

Cora Wong was playing Cleveland Hot Potato with a Water Buffalo. One of them lost, yet, they both wanted to eat the feces.

Cleveland Hot Potato by Cora Wong August 31, 2007

cleveland hot waffle 

the act of when a woman shits on a her partners chest then proceeds to hit it with a tennis racket thus making it look like a waffle

Jessica totally gave me a cleveland hot waffle last night.

cleveland hot waffle by BMTH_1234 July 4, 2016