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Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.

Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)

Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.
I'm going to give that little corn-fed bitch the Cleveland Hot Pocket.
by Nate Waibel October 07, 2007
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The act of eating all of the filling out of a hot pocket, and only leaving the outside breading, and then proceeding to re-fill the breading with one's shit and cum. And then feeding it to a partner.
by Mandingo25115 July 10, 2008
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