Hot Carlito

Similar to a "Hot Carl" (the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it) the only difference is that the person who performs the defecating act eats spicy Italian food.

Shiela ate that new spicey hot italian pasta so that she can surprise Tom for his birthday with a Hot Carlito.

by CableB July 28, 2017

Hot Carlita

When the gardener convinces the cleaning senorita to hastily perform a traditional or spicy "hot carl" maneuver in one of the unoccupied rooms before their lunch siesta.

I was shocked when I came back from windsurfing and found the cleaning senorita was crying in the shower while the maintenance guy was just laying there on the floor. With that hot carlita dried chilli that spilled all over his face and down the ferociously chewed layers of seranwrap that had been spooled around his head.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Hot Carlton

A sex act where you poop into a sweatervest over someone's face while listening to Tom Jones' greatest hits.

Damn, man, did you hear John gave her a Hot Carlton?

by GKWenceslas November 3, 2011

Hot Carlton

Anal-y fucking a girl and then pulling out... at which point she shits on you.

when Dave gets his girl in the mood.. and realizes he's got a hot carlton- her dookey on his chest

by xxxDavexxx October 25, 2006

hot carlton

After an intense period of anal, pulling out and having poo shot all over you

I pulled out and she hot carltoned all over me

by YuliaXXX October 25, 2006

The Hot Carltons

A Professional Rock and Roll Band From Atlanta. There style is a mixture of Blues, Rock, Jazz, Folk. There are Four members in the band: Chris Jackson on vocal and Bass, Mark Whitmore on Drums, John Bennet on Vocals and Guitar, and Mike Kuykendall on Vocals and Guitar. To listen to a sample of their music go to www.myspace.com/thehotcarltons

Their name Precedes the Sex Joke on Urban Dictionary.
This band does not get it's name from that subject matter.
and does not condone this type of behavior. The internet has no control over this type of censorship.

The Hot Carltons is a cool Rock band.

by bigvessel August 25, 2010

Hot Carleton

Basically, a hot carl (Letting someone shit on your face directly), but the upper-class, upscale version of said act.

That billionaire gave that gay hooker a Hot Carleton. Grizzle.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023