Definitions by Kaeleker

Messy Brunch

The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.

Dammmmn, that guy got a messy brunch yesterday, it got him all wet and drippy.

Messy Brunch by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Messy Breakfast 

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese

Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.

Messy Breakfast by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Hot Carleton 

Basically, a hot carl (Letting someone shit on your face directly), but the upper-class, upscale version of said act.

That billionaire gave that gay hooker a Hot Carleton. Grizzle.

Hot Carleton by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Messy Lunch 

Similar to the Messy Dinner, however, this lacks the peeing on the face after the shitty face-wash. IE: Just a face wash with shit on your hands, violently so. Also, see Messy Breakfast/Messy Dinner/Messy Brunch.

Dag, that d00d just got a messy lunch from his gay lover.

Messy Lunch by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Messy Dinner 

The act of giving someone a face wash with feces on your hands, with a violent action. Then standing up and peeing on that person's face, by thus action, creating a messy dinner. IE: Smearing shit on someone's face very violently. Also See: Messy Lunch.

He totally gave that hoe a messy dinner.

Messy Dinner by Kaeleker February 14, 2023