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Hot Carlton

A sex act where you poop into a sweatervest over someone's face while listening to Tom Jones' greatest hits.
Damn, man, did you hear John gave her a Hot Carlton?
Hot Carlton by GKWenceslas November 3, 2011
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Hot Carlton

Anal-y fucking a girl and then pulling out... at which point she shits on you.
when Dave gets his girl in the mood.. and realizes he's got a hot carlton- her dookey on his chest
Hot Carlton by xxxDavexxx October 25, 2006

hot carlton

After an intense period of anal, pulling out and having poo shot all over you
I pulled out and she hot carltoned all over me
hot carlton by YuliaXXX October 25, 2006

The Hot Carltons 

A Professional Rock and Roll Band From Atlanta. There style is a mixture of Blues, Rock, Jazz, Folk. There are Four members in the band: Chris Jackson on vocal and Bass, Mark Whitmore on Drums, John Bennet on Vocals and Guitar, and Mike Kuykendall on Vocals and Guitar. To listen to a sample of their music go to www.myspace.com/thehotcarltons

Their name Precedes the Sex Joke on Urban Dictionary.
This band does not get it's name from that subject matter.
and does not condone this type of behavior. The internet has no control over this type of censorship.
The Hot Carltons is a cool Rock band.
The Hot Carltons by bigvessel August 25, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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