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A Juan Pablo is one of the most amazing people you will ever know. A Juan Pablo is cute, sweet, kind, gentle, and probably the best kisser ever. If you ever get a weird sensation in your stomach then you know your around a Juan Pablo.
Girl 1: OMG did you see that hit guy over there!

Girl 2: Yeah! He's so a Juan Pablo.
by HorseLover3399 May 22, 2016
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The Juan Pablo is the Dirtier cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. It involves an 8-12 inch strand of anal beads and a sombrero for the man. When you have your girl in the doggie style position, insert the anal beads into the woman ass. When you pull them out quickly whip the beads into her mouth and hold on much like that of a horses reigns.
Bro, I just pulled off the Juan Pablo with that girl from the bar, I was holding on for about a minute...

Girl, my boyfriend just tried the Juan Pablo on me! It was hot though....
by Medina AKA Lex December 12, 2018
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1) Verb: To resolve a problem or situation using a simple or relaxed, laid-back solution. To tactfully disarm.

2) Noun: Quiet optimism in the face of immeasurable odds.
Verb: Man, I thought that dude was going to punch my nose in but I was able to juanpablo the problem.

Noun: Despite all the talk of an imminent nuclear winter, I'm very juanpablo about it, we'll sort it out somehow.
by Motocity February 03, 2010
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An absolute professional wall crosser, using any means ranging from tunnels, catapults, slingshots like angry birds, cactus camouflager to pole vaulting like an Olympian. Likes other Mexicans or French/Swiss girls but usually is friendzoned or given an FWB status. Beware of the ferrel Juan Pablos, they can be dangerously horny.
Look, there's another Juan Pablo trying to get across the great wall again. Lemme grab my gun and plead the fifth. He's trying a slingshot this time!
by NameJustice2000 December 12, 2016
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A runnaway from Mexico with white hair, a sex offender. If licked, grows by 11 inches.Loves when girls lick his butt.
Heavens! Thats a Juan Pablo!!!!
by kalvarskiy November 17, 2016
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