by The Last Shot Caller September 23, 2007
by hortino4 January 25, 2008
Happy Horton feels really happy when he's horny and got it goin on. He honks his horny horn at whory hairy homo hookers who hop around the room. He happily eats his Hostess HoHos at Hooters. The End.
by Gigglehead May 8, 2008
1. Horton (noun)is derived from the Argentinean slang word orto, meaning ass.
2. It can also represent an angry and boisterous person.
3. It can also be employed not for its definition but because of its euphonic pronunciation. It is employed in many contexts.
4. Names or surnames related to this word are purely coincidental, and are not in any way tied.
5.Females that belong to horton qualities but also deserve to be insulted are called whoretons.
2. It can also represent an angry and boisterous person.
3. It can also be employed not for its definition but because of its euphonic pronunciation. It is employed in many contexts.
4. Names or surnames related to this word are purely coincidental, and are not in any way tied.
5.Females that belong to horton qualities but also deserve to be insulted are called whoretons.
by MartinDasso April 2, 2009
Master of maths homework, father of a lanky, socially awkward, oriental child who can’t play badminton.
by Dongle McIrish April 27, 2019
Any human being with questionable gender who claims to "hang low" but obviously doesn't even hang.
sometimes these creatures put helpless men under a love spell so they can mate and reproduce these awkward beings with questionable social status. They go along living in society but heed the warning signs,
"Hortons hang low", while in bed absence of any reproductive parts.
sometimes these creatures put helpless men under a love spell so they can mate and reproduce these awkward beings with questionable social status. They go along living in society but heed the warning signs,
"Hortons hang low", while in bed absence of any reproductive parts.
Whoopi Goldberg is a type of Horton
by Konquatts June 24, 2011