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Hortonized

To give a ridiculously spectacular beatdown to a person.
"He talked so much shit for so long, then before you know it he got straight Hortonized."
by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007
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Hiltonized

98% wasted or stoned +
1% tabledancing +
1% sorrounded by drunk or high friends
Nicole Richie was hiltonized last night with her friends.
by laweaPicante March 15, 2009
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harmonized

Blocked on the Chinese Internet.

In Chinese "被和谐" (hexie), "harmonized" means that you can not access anymore to a website from inside the Great Firewall of China.

The world has been coined as a joke by Chinese netizens from listening everyday the Parti's discourse about "harmony" and "building an harmonious society".
"Can you check what this word means on Urban Dictionary?
- No way. It has been harmonized last week...
- Wow! So i'll ask to this old pale of mine on Facebook.
- Nope, won't work neither.
- Mmm. Let's post the question on Twitter ?
- "Page not found" 404 error
- Youtube then?
- Ahem.
- Ok. So i'll just turn on my VPN to get rid of this Great Firewall."
by clemsos January 17, 2013
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harmonized fart

A harmonized fart is when multiple people are farting from there butthole to make a harmonized flatulance sound that makes people think twice about ones farting.
Guy 1: "What was that noise, it was a such a harmonized sound."

Guy2: "Oh, that was a harmonized fart."

Guy1: "Oh ok, I wish to hear that again soon, it was just so harmonized it was beautiful."
by Dubstep Quantum December 4, 2013
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hortonize

Mainly used in canada.

it means going to Tim Horton's and get a coffee and/or some blueberry muffins, chocolate coockies, doughnuts, bagles...
the word was created in London, Ontario by reseachers in medical biomechanics during long experiments.
i go hortonize
i need to get hortonized, shall i bring you a blueberry muffin?
did you get hortonized already, lets go and grab a coffee and and some coockies
by gabor puskas August 23, 2011
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Hortonite

The branding given to children who attend Horton hichschool in Nova Scotia, Canada.

The Hortonite boys are known for their extremely small testicles which are usually accompanied by an extremely small penis.

The hortonite girls are all skanky skanky hoes unless, of course, they too have a penis.
"The Hortonite hockey team sucked hole and they all had small testicles"

"The hortonite girls are skanky skanky hoes"
by Suck_My_Nkec January 24, 2005
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hormonize

A portmanteau of 'harmonize' and 'hormones'. Used when two people are friends with benefits, but they really would make a cute/good couple.
Did you see Colin and Daphne chatting it up in Starbucks? She says it's just for fun, but don't you think they hormonize?"
by Trystane August 29, 2010
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