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hortonize

Mainly used in canada.

it means going to Tim Horton's and get a coffee and/or some blueberry muffins, chocolate coockies, doughnuts, bagles...
the word was created in London, Ontario by reseachers in medical biomechanics during long experiments.
i go hortonize
i need to get hortonized, shall i bring you a blueberry muffin?
did you get hortonized already, lets go and grab a coffee and and some coockies
by gabor puskas August 23, 2011
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Quantum Harmonizer

A term for a man's penis.
by A frenzied Vault Scientist January 1, 2017
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Harmonizer

A fan who probably questions her sexuality every day because of the girl band, Fifth Harmony. Harmonizers are really into twerking and the idea of watching Camila Cabello's X-Factor audition tapes. They also tend to ship the girls together (Camren, Norminah, Caminah, Camally, Dimon, etc.) They rage/cringe/pry when they hear LYLAS or 1432. Most Harmonizers have Twitters, Tumblrs and no life. Dinah Jane's hashtags are trended worldwide with the help of her dawgs and 5H interviews are GIF'ed as soon as they hit Youtube.

You're not seen as a real Harmonizer if you don't ship at least two of the girls together. They love Normani's twerk, Lauren's beanie, Camila's butt, Dinah Jane's duck face and Ally's height. Harmonizers had endless inside jokes such as: pepeca, prying, Nutella, #BLOCKED, open doors, the Dinah Dance, etc. If you're a Harmonizer, you're very likely to become lesbian for one or all of the girls. Until Booty Pop Madness is released, Harmonizers will impatiently remain reblogging each other on Tumblr, trending worldwide on Twitter and twerking their life away.
Harmonizer:

- cAMILA CAN U NOT????
- HALLELUJAH AMEN PRAISE JESUS
- LOL LAFFIN
- pce n blessinz
by Booty Pop Madness June 2, 2013
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harmonize

to suppress or delete something (usually threads or posts on an internet forum) that would potentially affect the social harmony and stability.
steve: whats up man?
raiden: hell... my posts about edison chen all got harmonized!!!
steve: you mean those dirty things uploaded yesterday?? hahaha
by kyrin January 12, 2009
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Hiltonized

98% wasted or stoned +
1% tabledancing +
1% sorrounded by drunk or high friends
Nicole Richie was hiltonized last night with her friends.
by laweaPicante March 15, 2009
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Hortonized

To give a ridiculously spectacular beatdown to a person.
"He talked so much shit for so long, then before you know it he got straight Hortonized."
by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007
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harmonized

Blocked on the Chinese Internet.

In Chinese "被和谐" (hexie), "harmonized" means that you can not access anymore to a website from inside the Great Firewall of China.

The world has been coined as a joke by Chinese netizens from listening everyday the Parti's discourse about "harmony" and "building an harmonious society".
"Can you check what this word means on Urban Dictionary?
- No way. It has been harmonized last week...
- Wow! So i'll ask to this old pale of mine on Facebook.
- Nope, won't work neither.
- Mmm. Let's post the question on Twitter ?
- "Page not found" 404 error
- Youtube then?
- Ahem.
- Ok. So i'll just turn on my VPN to get rid of this Great Firewall."
by clemsos January 17, 2013
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