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The combination of horticulture and irrigation techniques to increase the productivity of plants. The amalgamation of the science and technology of plant cultivation and artificial water application.

Our plants are flourishing due to the hortigation solution we found.

Hortigation by Spacecadet70 December 7, 2012

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hornication period

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft

A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.

hornication period by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006

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hovigation

the use of your navigation system for the sole purpose of finding ho's to fulfill your daily sexual exploits

I'll just put the address in and my hovigation will find where you live girl.

hovigation by Rashaad W. December 17, 2007

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hoetivation

Like motivation... but for hoes.

Girl #1: "Give me some hoetivation so I don't feel wrong for making back to back dick appointments please."
Girl #2: "Don't deprive yourself from getting dicked down!! Take two at once if that makes you happy, live your life!"

hoetivation by coolpigeon April 24, 2017

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Hostigating

To harass repeatedly.

My friend kept hostigating me until I picked up the phone.

Hostigating by Hostigating August 28, 2021

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Hoetivation

Motivation to HOE

Now that I'm single I need some hoetivation from my friends to go out and mingle.

Hoetivation by theartyoufeel April 6, 2017

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Hoodigation

To find out information in "da hood" for non police purposes. Very much like an investigation but for the gang

I gotta finish my hoodigation asap before I'm the next one to get done up.

Hoodigation by StayClassySJ June 30, 2021

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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