Hortigation

The combination of horticulture and irrigation techniques to increase the productivity of plants. The amalgamation of the science and technology of plant cultivation and artificial water application.

Our plants are flourishing due to the hortigation solution we found.

by Spacecadet70 December 7, 2012

hornication period

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft

A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.

by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006

hovigation

the use of your navigation system for the sole purpose of finding ho's to fulfill your daily sexual exploits

I'll just put the address in and my hovigation will find where you live girl.

by Rashaad W. December 17, 2007

hoetivation

Like motivation... but for hoes.

Girl #1: "Give me some hoetivation so I don't feel wrong for making back to back dick appointments please."
Girl #2: "Don't deprive yourself from getting dicked down!! Take two at once if that makes you happy, live your life!"

by coolpigeon April 24, 2017

Hostigating

To harass repeatedly.

My friend kept hostigating me until I picked up the phone.

by Hostigating August 28, 2021

Hoetivation

Motivation to HOE

Now that I'm single I need some hoetivation from my friends to go out and mingle.

by theartyoufeel April 6, 2017

Hoodigation

To find out information in "da hood" for non police purposes. Very much like an investigation but for the gang

I gotta finish my hoodigation asap before I'm the next one to get done up.

by StayClassySJ June 30, 2021