hovigation
the use of your navigation system for the sole purpose of finding ho's to fulfill your daily sexual exploits
hovigation by Rashaad W. December 17, 2007
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Hortigation
The combination of horticulture and irrigation techniques to increase the productivity of plants. The amalgamation of the science and technology of plant cultivation and artificial water application.
Hortigation by Spacecadet70 December 7, 2012
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cross holidation
The act of leaving up holiday decorations so long that decorations for upcoming holidays are up at the same time.
Halloween decorations up through Thanksgiving, or even worse, Christmas is worse than any other cross holidation.
cross holidation by Trebleclef44 January 10, 2014
Hoodigation
To find out information in "da hood" for non police purposes. Very much like an investigation but for the gang
Hoodigation by StayClassySJ June 30, 2021
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Holidationship
A limited-run, seasonal relationship entered exclusively for the holiday stretch. Two emotionally unavailable people agree to be each other’s festive plus-one so they can avoid looking like a lonely houseplant while everyone else couples up. Activities may include: aggressively holding hands at Christmas markets, kissing under mistletoe like you’re starring in a discount rom-com, and securing a guaranteed New Year’s kiss without emotional debt.
Both parties are fully aware that this expires once the holiday lights come down. No expectations, no false hope, no “what are we?” talks. It’s not a hookup that leaves you feeling empty, not a situationship where someone inevitably catches feelings, and definitely not Friends With Benefits. It’s a temporary subscription to companionship for the sake of fun, warmth, and cute memories. After New Year’s, you “promise to stay in touch,” and then never do.
Both parties are fully aware that this expires once the holiday lights come down. No expectations, no false hope, no “what are we?” talks. It’s not a hookup that leaves you feeling empty, not a situationship where someone inevitably catches feelings, and definitely not Friends With Benefits. It’s a temporary subscription to companionship for the sake of fun, warmth, and cute memories. After New Year’s, you “promise to stay in touch,” and then never do.
“Don’t worry, I’m not catching feelings. He’s just my holidationship. Expiration date: January 2nd, right after the hangover.”
Holidationship by thevellikudi November 7, 2025