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Horny Dog 

Originating at Lancaster University, the 'horny dog' was inspired by a certain Ms Potts. It is recognisable by its large pene which is separated from its balls and its ane which is exposed due to its lack of tail.
Person One: 'Oh man, I feel really unconnected from my balls today'
Person Two: 'Yeah, you're such a Horny Dog'
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horny dog 

a male that is very horny and will hump and or jerk off to any and everything
ew ! you're being such a horny dog right now jake !

Horny dog shit

When good fortune comes your way it is horny dog shit
That's some horny dog shit.

horn dog 

my boyfriend is a complete horndog (muahaha he truly is...)
horn dog by ss.is.my.horndawg May 19, 2005

horn dog 

1. (noun) A dog that has horns like a moose.

2. (noun) A person who is highly addicted to sex and attempts it as often as possible with just about anyone, but usually a partner or spouse. Such person will often use innuendo with several people throughout the course of a day in hopes of achieving a sexual situation with at least one of them.

3. (noun) A term that is sometimes used by one who does not exactly have a handle on the English language when what they meant to say was 'corn dog.'
1. At Christmas, Wayne created his beer fund by renting out his horn dog to the Santa Claus display at the mall.

2. OFFICE MAIL CLERK: Boy, that new receptionist sure is a horn dog.
BOSS: Really?

3. When Pierre ordered a horn dog, everyone began to laugh hysterically.
horn dog by Mickey Nation December 27, 2006

Horn-dog 

a really horny guy; a guy preoccupied with when or where or who he's going to get his next piece of action from
Little short dudes are big horn-dogs
Horn-dog by onawa June 4, 2009

horn dog 

an extremely horny person. usually male.
boy: i just want some sexxxx!!!!
girl: you're such a horn dog.
horn dog by MyBFFIsAGayHornDog January 21, 2008
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I hit a real purple patch.

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