Hornigh

The moment when you’re horny and high, but a little too high to verbalize the difference.

Who ever came up with thongs must’ve been hornigh.

by Touchsumgrass September 1, 2022

hornfight

When two or more drivers can't physically argue with one another, the exchange is verbalized with their car's horns.

Example 1.
Driver A hesitates for a moment after the traffic light changes green, prompting Driver B to honk his horn. Driver A is offended because just as he was starting to move, that jerk behind him blew his horn, or as in some cases, Driver A simply doesn't like being honked at, so Driver A honks back. Driver B is offended because Driver A didn't have a right to honk back, so Driver B honks with sarcasm. Now, Driver A is really upset because usually by this time both cars are moving, and if possible, Driver B has pulled alongside Driver A to curse, flip the bird, etc., at that time becoming a roadrage, because in a genuine hornfight, no words or gestures are exchanged.

Example2.
Again, Driver A hesitates after the light has changed green. Driver D initiates the sequence with a long hard sarcastic honk, because Drivers B&C are obviously not paying attention either. After making Drivers B&C aware, they decide to lean on their horns, adding to the noise, infuriating Driver A, who honks his horn like a frothing madman because the anxious idiots behind him don't hear the siren on the emergency vehicle that he can see coming, to make the wise choice of letting it approach instead of bolting out in front of it, possibly causing an accident.

by Worldhead October 22, 2009

Hornish

a person who usually dresses like a slut, or whore. Also is very horny in alot of situations. May even have false teeth.

Man, i feel very hornish right now, what about you?

by Jordan McIntyre February 28, 2008

Sam Hornish Sr.

Easily mistaken with the Sam Hornish Jr., the Sam Hornish Sr. is a more godly act. Like "the Jr.", "the Sr." starts with the placing of one's scrotum on or in anothers beverage, but what makes this feat so amazing is that the drinker knows what has happens to his or her drink and drinks it anyway.

We all think Morris might be gay because he let Mirav Sam Hornish Sr. his pink lemonade.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

Sam Hornish Jr.

The act of placing one's scrotum in or on the rim of another's beverage without them knowing and then watching them drinking it.

Morris thought his drink tasted funny, what he did not know was that moments early Mirav had preformed a Sam Hornish Jr. on his beverage.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

hornigate

to rapidly flare and constrict the nostrils giving the appearance of an excited rabbit

Probie must be really upset! He's hornigating like mad.

by Ferny October 14, 2004

Hornithology

In Scotland we use a slang word for a woman, this slang word is Bird, i know it sounds horrible but has been around for many generations. examples of that are, "Wow, that bird is stunning" or referring to your own girlfriend, "im going to see my bird tonight". so on to Hornithology, Ornithology is the study of birds so if you are out with your friends and your looking at alot of women (aka birds) or generally "eye-humping" women, you are participating in Hornithology, which is the studying of beautiful women (aka birds).

its ornithology with an H at the front to make it sound dirty and perverted, it works for me.....

i study hornithology therefore i am a Hornithologist!

by big mad paddy July 5, 2008