Hornithology 

In Scotland we use a slang word for a woman, this slang word is Bird, i know it sounds horrible but has been around for many generations. examples of that are, "Wow, that bird is stunning" or referring to your own girlfriend, "im going to see my bird tonight". so on to Hornithology, Ornithology is the study of birds so if you are out with your friends and your looking at alot of women (aka birds) or generally "eye-humping" women, you are participating in Hornithology, which is the studying of beautiful women (aka birds).

its ornithology with an H at the front to make it sound dirty and perverted, it works for me.....

i study hornithology therefore i am a Hornithologist!

Hornithology by big mad paddy July 5, 2008

ornithology

the best type of science! you study birds and how they live!

so, timmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
an ornithologist!
a what?
you study ornithology!
that's not uh..
a, uh- um a, fire man!
oh, ok

ornithology by freygeothewhy January 29, 2021

Pornithology 

The popular hobby of males of all ages involving the spotting of the female species or "birds". Pornithology is strictly limited towards the spotting of those of an attractive nature with whom you as spotter would like to perform acts of a pornographic nature as the spotting of those who do not qualify defiles the purpose of the hobby. The spotting of genuine subjects should be accompanied with thoughts and aims only of an extremely perverse sexual nature.

Is that the lesser spotted far eastern bukkake lover? No I am quite mistaken it is the more commonly seen Eastern European blonde big tit and look there are lots of them -fantastic! Let's see if we can catch one. Not to be confused with flying animal spotting or "ornithology" who gives a **** about that? Pornithology. Enjoy.

Pornithology by Eric Sean Dipper October 14, 2006

Hornithologist 

Once dedication to hornithology has been attained and you have proven to be an expert in such a field, you are now a full blown hornithologist

I've spent the last 30 years of my life studying hornithology, I must be a hornithologist by now.

Hornithologist by HRabbit December 6, 2016

Hornythologist

A peeping tom. Using the Anglicised slang term 'bird' to mean a woman, a peeping tom claims to be 'bird watching'.

George McFly was a hornythologist in Back To The Future

Hornythologist by Masseymo February 17, 2010

Hornicology 

The study of horn

Johnathon - "That frat boy is majoring in hornicology"

Hornicology by hornscientist May 5, 2022