Hornish
a person who usually dresses like a slut, or whore. Also is very horny in alot of situations. May even have false teeth.
Hornish by Jordan McIntyre February 28, 2008
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Sam Hornish Sr.
Easily mistaken with the Sam Hornish Jr., the Sam Hornish Sr. is a more godly act. Like "the Jr.", "the Sr." starts with the placing of one's scrotum on or in anothers beverage, but what makes this feat so amazing is that the drinker knows what has happens to his or her drink and drinks it anyway.
Sam Hornish Sr. by Rahdagh August 9, 2009
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Hornish • Hornishame • Sam Hornish Jr. • Sam Hornish Sr. • Horn Is Hot • Harnisha • Hornism • Harnish • Hernisha • Horish
Sam Hornish Jr.
The act of placing one's scrotum in or on the rim of another's beverage without them knowing and then watching them drinking it.
Morris thought his drink tasted funny, what he did not know was that moments early Mirav had preformed a Sam Hornish Jr. on his beverage.
Sam Hornish Jr. by Rahdagh August 9, 2009
French Hornist
One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.
1: Who do you like kissing the best?
2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.
1: Oh, him? Really?
2: He's a French hornist.
1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?
2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.
1: Oh, him? Really?
2: He's a French hornist.
1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?
French Hornist by PsychoticEyes710 June 29, 2006
crusty harnish
Derived from the standard Harnish, a crusty Harnish is when someone with a moustache is fapping so fervently that he spunks so hard it splooshes into his moustache. In the heat of the fap session the jizz goes unnoticed for the rest of the night until his mother tucks him into bed with a kiss.
crusty harnish by ScummyHarnish May 25, 2016
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hornshwaggle by claybastard June 11, 2006
Hornithology
In Scotland we use a slang word for a woman, this slang word is Bird, i know it sounds horrible but has been around for many generations. examples of that are, "Wow, that bird is stunning" or referring to your own girlfriend, "im going to see my bird tonight". so on to Hornithology, Ornithology is the study of birds so if you are out with your friends and your looking at alot of women (aka birds) or generally "eye-humping" women, you are participating in Hornithology, which is the studying of beautiful women (aka birds).
its ornithology with an H at the front to make it sound dirty and perverted, it works for me.....
its ornithology with an H at the front to make it sound dirty and perverted, it works for me.....
Hornithology by big mad paddy July 5, 2008
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