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ornithologist

a person who studies and travels studying birds
used on the O.C season 3 gag reel:
Sandy: "Oh! and Ryan, our ornithologist....boy, he's got some birds for you!! Orthodontist!

or...
Season 1 of the O.C.
Kirsten: "An ornithologist, that's so interesting."
Sandy: "Your here discussing the pigeon with Bob!"
ornithologist by anonymous33 April 6, 2007

Child Ornithologist 

She really loved young birds so she became a child ornithologist.

Child child ornithologist 

A precocious child learned in the science and art of child ornithology.
Guy 1: That kid really loves young birds.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a child child ornithologist.

child ornithologist

pornithologist 

A one-handed birdwatcher.
Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...
pornithologist by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010

Seasoned ornithologist 

A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.
Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.

Hornythologist

A peeping tom. Using the Anglicised slang term 'bird' to mean a woman, a peeping tom claims to be 'bird watching'.
George McFly was a hornythologist in Back To The Future
Hornythologist by Masseymo February 17, 2010