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Horn swoggler 

A friend who always steals your girl even if he tries no to
Hey your friend is a horn swoggler
Horn swoggler by DeFalco_848 April 2, 2016
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Horn Swaggler

Jenny: Wow! Joshua is such a horn swaggler!

Jack: How do you know?

Jenny: He showed me last night.

Joshua: Sure did Jenny!

hornswoggled 

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.
hornswoggled by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

hornswaggler 

One who participates in perverse activities. A horny invividual. Usually used in a positive, or joking way.
Although he does not show his sexual intentions extrovertedly,Tyler is a hornswaggler at heart.
hornswaggler by Sam and Paul November 24, 2006

hornswoggle

The act of masturbating, or the ejaculatory fluid from masturbating, or the the act of ejaculating.
"I hornswoggled on my girlfriend's face last night"

"There seems to be hornswoggle on my bedsheets"

"My mother caught me hornswoggling last night in my bedroom"
hornswoggle by browny57 January 14, 2009

Hornswoggler 

A Hornswoggler is a person who lies, cheats and deceives. A liar
The Hornswoggler promised to clean the swamp when elected and to never take a vacation.
Hornswoggler by Velobill November 2, 2019

Hornswoggle

1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.
Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.
Hornswoggle by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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