(Horn Scrape -* err) - /n - A person completely willing to do any demeaning and completely non-dignifying act on themselves in the eyes of their peers, so as to be slightly noticed by a superior, in hopes of advancement.
Acts include such things as fellatio, turd sniffing, boot licking, doing laundry (including pickup), telling superiors they play a fatherly figure in life when in fact they are only years apart.
Private: Man do you see how much time he has been spending around the Master Sergeant lately?
Specialist: Yea he is trying to get promoted!
Private: What a fuckin' Horn Scraper!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'