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Horn Scraper 

(Horn Scrape -* err) - /n - A person completely willing to do any demeaning and completely non-dignifying act on themselves in the eyes of their peers, so as to be slightly noticed by a superior, in hopes of advancement.

Acts include such things as fellatio, turd sniffing, boot licking, doing laundry (including pickup), telling superiors they play a fatherly figure in life when in fact they are only years apart.
Private: Man do you see how much time he has been spending around the Master Sergeant lately?
Specialist: Yea he is trying to get promoted!
Private: What a fuckin' Horn Scraper!!!
Horn Scraper by WeenSauce March 17, 2009

Horn Scrape 

When getting a blow job, she (or he, depending on which team you bat for) decides it's a good idea to rake her/(his) teeth over your cock.
The rotund girl down the street gave me a horn scrape last night after I told her, "Ya, drink it all you fat chunk!".
Horn Scrape by RotundChunk September 12, 2011

Horn scraped 

When you get your dick sucked .
That girl is pulling tricks i just got my horn scraped
Horn scraped by Jeremy Larkin November 14, 2006

Hornscraper 

She gave me an awesome hornscraper!
Hornscraper by Monkey's Grandpa August 9, 2021

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026