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Horn Scraper 

(Horn Scrape -* err) - /n - A person completely willing to do any demeaning and completely non-dignifying act on themselves in the eyes of their peers, so as to be slightly noticed by a superior, in hopes of advancement.

Acts include such things as fellatio, turd sniffing, boot licking, doing laundry (including pickup), telling superiors they play a fatherly figure in life when in fact they are only years apart.
Private: Man do you see how much time he has been spending around the Master Sergeant lately?
Specialist: Yea he is trying to get promoted!
Private: What a fuckin' Horn Scraper!!!
Horn Scraper by WeenSauce March 17, 2009

Horn Scrape 

When getting a blow job, she (or he, depending on which team you bat for) decides it's a good idea to rake her/(his) teeth over your cock.
The rotund girl down the street gave me a horn scrape last night after I told her, "Ya, drink it all you fat chunk!".
Horn Scrape by RotundChunk September 12, 2011

Horn scraped 

When you get your dick sucked .
That girl is pulling tricks i just got my horn scraped
Horn scraped by Jeremy Larkin November 14, 2006

Hornscraper 

She gave me an awesome hornscraper!
Hornscraper by Monkey's Grandpa August 9, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026