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Hormoonal

Hormoonal
A woman suffering with a period on a full moon. Symptoms may range from Higher sex drive

Crying for no reason.

Angry

Sad

Emotional

Tired
Stressed
Im feeling hormoonal. Its a full moon and i have my period. 🩸🌕😭
by Crying mess August 30, 2023
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Hormona Plus Plus

A very VERY serious medical condition that causes those unfortunate enough to be carriers great social and moral issues. HPP is a hormone unbalance that results in a great over abundance of Sexual-YernYern Hormones that cause those who are inflicted very sudden and severe "episodes" in which the patient will act out in some uncontrollable sexual way (rape, molestation, groping). These episodes can occur up to 10 times a day...and once one begins....NO ONE CAN STOP IT! This causes the inflicted great stress and moral issues, and sadly, the only treatment on the market today is Hormona Gone Gone, which causes users to instantly gain 100 pounds.
-Did you hear about that girl Anna?
-No, what happened?
-She has this crazy condition called Hormona Plus Plus which like causes her to rape people...I heard once she was staying at her grandmothers because her parents wanted to keep her away from her newborn sister because she might...you know...and she like crawled into her grandmothers bed in the middle of the night because she was having an HPP "episode" and she like walked her hand up her grandma's leg singing "over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go..."
-Oh My God!!! Did she wake up????
-Yeah, Mid-Climax!!!!
-Now THAT is what I call and awkward family reunion!
by Old&Brave November 18, 2010
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Hormonasaurus

Common association or name given to a woman or pack of women who are experiencing hormonal overload before, during or after (frankly at anytime) her menstration cycle.

rag period tampon time of the month menstrate
My wife is such a hormonasaurus during her period.

The pack of Hormonasauruses are tearing that man to pieces.
by Papa Fiez July 31, 2010
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hormonal seizure

a hormonal seizure is when a guy/girl is so sexy, it makes you shudder
Sam walked by and Suzelle went into a hormonal seizure
by mizmoss March 6, 2008
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hormonal teen

Being a teenager who does stupid emotional shit meaning their hormones are causing them to do so.
Bruh look at that hormonal teen, such an annoyance!
by xlaser88 April 25, 2021
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hormotional

Adjective - Feeling strongs emotions brought on by the hormonal fluctuations caused by a woman's menstrual cycle.

Noun - Hormotion: An emotion felt with particular intensity during the hormonal fluctuations caused by a woman's menstrual cycle.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout at you. I'm just feeling hormotional today.
by Danielle Wright March 22, 2007
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hormotional

when a person, usually a woman, is not only hormonal but also emotional. Generally occurs during pms.
jack: so last night at dinner i ask jill to pass me the salt and she threw a plate at me, started screaming, burst into tears and said she needed chocolate.

bob: don't worry man, she's just hormotional..
by liezel September 24, 2007
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