mormonster 

A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers

Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!

mormonster by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008

Morgenstern 

1) German name meaning "Morning Star"

2) German name for Lucifer

1) There is an art model named Irish Morgenstern.

2) One of the angels cast from heaven was Lucifer, beloved by God called "Morningstar"

Morgenstern by Layla DeMornay January 11, 2009

Hormonster 

The result of one's hormones taking over control of their mind and body.

When Murray's system over-produces testosterone, he turns into a hormonster.

Hormonster by Angie Jane September 12, 2010

Mormonites 

Someone who goes to an LDS church and forces their beliefs onto everyone around them. They wear magic underwear and can't drink caffine.

The mormonites cornered me in the hallway today, and wanted me to go to church with them.

Mormonites by y'allneedjesus May 14, 2014

morgmonster 

noun:
a morgmonster is a rare aggressive creature. it is not known exactly how many are in existence but it is believed that there is only one. Morgmonsters live mostly on soup and water and can get very aggressive if you try to take their food. Morgmonsters have about 50 to 60 mates in a year but as she matures she will have less mates and at some point settle down with one to make morgmonster babies. The morgmonster has red fur and when she doesn't want to be seen her whole body turns that color and she tries to camouflage. it usually doesn't work. Morgmonsters are very dangerous.They have razor sharp talons and fangs. although they have no upper body strength they are very fast and can kick hard. Zoos have yet to capture a morgmonster so if u ever see one in the wild DO NOT TAKE HER SOUP! otherwise they are perfectly harmless.

verb:
an insult comparing someone to the monster above.

"shes such a morgmonster"

"i dated a morgmonster, it was the worst three days of my life"

morgmonster by monster hunter February 14, 2009

mormonservative 

Someone who is both mormon and conservative, usually radically so, and therefore has no legitimate opinions in either religion or politics, regardless of level of education.

Many mormonservatives live in Utah.

mormonservative by ProutProutProut February 4, 2010

moronstrosity 

(n.)

1. the state or character of being monstrously stupid, dull, or foolish.

2. a monster or something monstrously stupid, dull or foolish.

From the word "monstrosity":
Middle English monstruosite, from Old French, from Late Latin mōnstrōsitās, from Latin mōnstruōsus, monstrous; see monstrous.

George W. Bush's presidential win in 2000 was a surprise and his re-election in 2004 was a moronstrosity. (In this example, both definitions apply)

moronstrosity by Nigelus September 29, 2009