hairmonster

woman, usually caucasion whom in the 80's used a full can of aquanet hairspray to get all 18" of her hair to pile on top of her head

That hairmonster with the leg warmers and the two tone jeans certainly is bangable

by badsean September 4, 2004

Hormonster

The result of one's hormones taking over control of their mind and body.

When Murray's system over-produces testosterone, he turns into a hormonster.

by Angie Jane September 12, 2010

Hairmster

That disgusting pile of hair that collects near the drain in the shower that slightly resembles a hamster. Caution should be taken when disposing of a hairmster.

Bella: Ew! You left a hairmster in the shower!

Colleen: It's not like you don't do the same!

by Freeky-Deeky September 9, 2010

Hair Monster

a hair that in on any type of clothing that is not attached to the body anymore

wearing a shirt an theres a hair on it, that not a part of u anymore or part of something eles thats a hair monster

by Tyler Fitzcharles May 24, 2007