hairmonster
woman, usually caucasion whom in the 80's used a full can of aquanet hairspray to get all 18" of her hair to pile on top of her head
hairmonster by badsean September 4, 2004
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Hormonster by Angie Jane September 12, 2010
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Hairmster
That disgusting pile of hair that collects near the drain in the shower that slightly resembles a hamster. Caution should be taken when disposing of a hairmster.
Hairmster by Freeky-Deeky September 9, 2010
Hair Monster
wearing a shirt an theres a hair on it, that not a part of u anymore or part of something eles thats a hair monster
Hair Monster by Tyler Fitzcharles May 24, 2007
Hair Monster
That hair clip you used to pretend was a mouth when you were eight.
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Mandatory part of sexy secretary or librarian outfit
Hair Monster by HighRiskLowContext July 17, 2026
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