hairmonster 

woman, usually caucasion whom in the 80's used a full can of aquanet hairspray to get all 18" of her hair to pile on top of her head

That hairmonster with the leg warmers and the two tone jeans certainly is bangable

hairmonster by badsean September 4, 2004

Hormonster 

The result of one's hormones taking over control of their mind and body.

When Murray's system over-produces testosterone, he turns into a hormonster.

Hormonster by Angie Jane September 12, 2010

Hairmster 

That disgusting pile of hair that collects near the drain in the shower that slightly resembles a hamster. Caution should be taken when disposing of a hairmster.

Bella: Ew! You left a hairmster in the shower!

Colleen: It's not like you don't do the same!

Hairmster by Freeky-Deeky September 9, 2010

Hair Monster  

a hair that in on any type of clothing that is not attached to the body anymore

wearing a shirt an theres a hair on it, that not a part of u anymore or part of something eles thats a hair monster

Hair Monster by Tyler Fitzcharles May 24, 2007

Hair Monster

That hair clip you used to pretend was a mouth when you were eight.

Mandatory part of sexy secretary or librarian outfit

Heat wave got me unleashing the hair monster to keep the back of my neck cool

Hair Monster by HighRiskLowContext July 17, 2026