Urban Dictionary: Definitions by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie

Pedotrek

The action wherein a pedophile sets out on a journey, the purpose of which is to molest little children.

Mervin put on his pedophile goggles and began his pedotrek by visiting the playground

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A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers

Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!

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When two children are born on the same day, both to the same father, but with different mothers

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