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Hornyness 

When horny, non-native people try to write 'horniness' and fail miserably.
Tim: My hornyness is reaching sky
Jessica: You mean horniness?
Tim: Wait, it isn't with a y?
Jessica: Your stupid
Tim: You're*
Hornyness by StressedAnxiety February 5, 2022
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This is one shitty town in the north east and if you ever go there you will encounter a drug dealer and be stabbed for the money you don't have.
horden by SHITBAGMATHEW January 17, 2018

the hordaniel 

The Act of eating a Mexican takeaway shitting it out onto your wife's breasts and motor boating her vigorously.
I was so randy last night and fancied a Mexican takeaway so me and my wife agreed to do the hordaniel
the hordaniel by Will Pape May 15, 2014
Holdyn is the hottest boy in school all his friends are ugly u probably have a crush on Holdyn and one of his other hot friends but the rest are ugly. Holdyn will always be a 10 his other hot friend is a 9 because of Holdyn. Holdyn will probably cute his beautiful hair then you will have an excuse to say you don’t like him anymore when your still madly in love with him. Then his hair will grow back and you’ll like him even more. There for find a Holdyn.
principal: why did you hurt her? Me: because she likes Holdyn and I like Holdyn
Holdyn by User5525 May 4, 2019

hornyness 

adj. A measure of a female's sexual arousal level. Used to describe a level that is much higher than baseline sexual arousal. Often used in colloquial speech, rather than former medical discourse.
Absence means endless hornyness !!!
hornyness by AgentX April 4, 2008

Hornyness for divine 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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