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Horny nigga laundry basket 

An emotion. The greatest emotion ever.
I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut

Horny nigga laundry basket 

A phrase that is shouted when a person wants to become a superhero .

You shout it in the middle of a busy street to gain the powers
Gary: whatch this I have superpowers
Spencer: yeah right

Gary: horny nigga laundry basket

horny nigga hours 

The time of day between 12:30-3:00 AM when boys are extra horny and will hit up all of their hoes. Usually they ask for nudes and try being freaky.
Girl: Oop, four guys just snapped me.
Girl2: Look at the time, it’s horny nigga hours!
Girl: Of course!!!

Sad/ Horny Nigga hours 

8pm-5 am where niggas are extra sad and hours and is the most dangerous time for girls to post nudes, lewds, and/or thirst traps as horny niggas are at their peak strength
“Aye bro you better watch out its Sad/ Horny nigga hours , its not safe for you to be outside”

Horny nigga laundry basket 

A black African american nigga who cant afford a male prostitute so he works at a laundry store so then he gets money and gets super horny and the male prostitute rubs his dick.
horny nigga laundry basket stole my bike

Horny nigga hours 

It’s the time when a boy or girl is horny and occurs around 10pm-3am
She sent me a streak around 1:00am stating “horny Nigga hours”
Horny nigga hours by _.cldn January 28, 2019
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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