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short for jordyn. a girl who is ALWAYS high. you will usually catch her at 4:20 with dwayne smokin the good goods. she is always fucking dwayne 24/7. you may also see her sucking on big bags of potatoes with dwayne. usually a hoedyn never knows what the fuck is going on. hoedyn also gets way to turnt at parties and always ends up in a bed with dwayne
omg did you see that hoedyn at the party with dwayne. they were suckin on some large yams
hoedyn by turnt tuna October 30, 2016
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Holdyn is the hottest boy in school all his friends are ugly u probably have a crush on Holdyn and one of his other hot friends but the rest are ugly. Holdyn will always be a 10 his other hot friend is a 9 because of Holdyn. Holdyn will probably cute his beautiful hair then you will have an excuse to say you don’t like him anymore when your still madly in love with him. Then his hair will grow back and you’ll like him even more. There for find a Holdyn.
principal: why did you hurt her? Me: because she likes Holdyn and I like Holdyn
Holdyn by User5525 May 4, 2019
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A lively girl who is playful and athletic. She is a loner who only hangs out with people because society forces her. She is a strong girl who supports feminism and does not like guns.
Haedyn by Mooseyqueen December 30, 2017
Haedyn is a hot sexy girl. She has the best boy. She is very smart tho. She gets good grades. She will run the country one day with her hots and intelligent. Or she will save the country by being the best doctor their is!!
Vote Haedyn for president!
Haedyn by Babebebebebebe April 24, 2018
A Hoedonk is when you bring a girl back to your place for the explicit purpose of one-nighting her, only to find that she was doing the same thing to you...
Yo man, Ian got Hoedonked by that fly bitch last night
Hoedonk by Fiddizzy December 20, 2008
A child that is born with supreme power, and everyone that isn't Holdyn is In complete awe of her tenacity & know they are in the presence of a true leader. In time surely to be a world leader. If you can't see things her way now, she will persist until the burden of your rebute is a ctually a refrute of the clearly obvious facts.
To question the Holdyn is denying the obvious truth
to doubt or question the Holdyn, the mark is missed... you have failed at reality.
holdyn by Kenni from the Block December 20, 2016

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1.Someone who's addicted to fun
2.Someone who knows that pleasure is important and goes out with a lot of people
My main goal in lie is pleasure, I'm a hoedinzz
I'm a thirsty hoedinzz, take of your pants.
hoedinzz by EditFreak February 6, 2018
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