Absence 

1. The state of being away.
2. The time during which one is away.
3. Lack
4. The state of being absent-minded; inattentiveness: absence of mind.

Billy's constant absence is starting to make me worry

Absence by Greggie ^ ^ September 29, 2005

absence 

satans curse on man kind,

When chicks won't put out.

Example of absence:Riverside.

absence by BIG DADDY DOUGH July 11, 2006

absence of shower syndrome 

A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.

Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.

Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome

absence of shower syndrome by krikeymynipple April 7, 2010

Absence makes the dick grow harder 

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.

Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

Absence makes the dick grow harder by Trainyardtrash June 2, 2019

Absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence 

just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there

coppa1:this Seriel killer didnt leave and clues!

coppa2:the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
coppa1:wat the fuck that mean man
coppa2just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there

Absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence by kayo2themic October 15, 2009

Absence of the Sun 

A Portland, ME based metal band that is a perfect blend of european and american metal to create "global metal". Their songs are heavy, aggressive, and melodic at the same time. With raging guitar solo's and the most catchy vocal hooks around. If you are a fan of Killswitch Engage, All That Remains, In Flames or Children of Bodom...this is the band for you!

Hey James, I fuckin' just bought the new Absence of the Sun cd at Hot Topic!

Absence of the Sun by thetensionburning January 7, 2009

Absence Patheticism 

When you spend the first 3 seconds of any conversation not knowing what is going on.

Sorry it took a while to respond, I suffer with extreme Absence Patheticism at times.

Absence Patheticism by MimiWit August 25, 2017