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Horanical
Horanical by Dan-Rides-Bikes September 21, 2006
Related Words
Horanical • hornical • hornically • hoaxical • hobatical • hormonical • hornicane • hornicate • hornication period • Hornicle
Mike Hranica
Hottest man alive. So Cuddly. Also lead singer of The Devil Wears prada and owner of ShipShape Roolz.
Mike Hranica by MaarriiaaQ August 10, 2009
Hortical
original, real, true, genuine, respected, acclaimed.
An adjective often describing a person, relationship, or situation.
An adjective often describing a person, relationship, or situation.
Hortical by Mr. Mention February 9, 2009
hobatical
an extended period of time during which one does not allow themselves to be involved with ho's for any purpose, including but not limited to casual sex, one night stands, and relationships
I've had it with these ho's, that last one stole my credit card, ssn, and gave me the clap. I'm going on an extended hobatical.
hornication period
A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.
M: You're just in the hornication period.
hornication period by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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