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an extended period of time during which one does not allow themselves to be involved with ho's for any purpose, including but not limited to casual sex, one night stands, and relationships
I've had it with these ho's, that last one stole my credit card, ssn, and gave me the clap. I'm going on an extended hobatical.
hobatical by alohajoe December 24, 2003
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Horanical 

Having the natural beauty of a man from North Carolina with roots in the British Isles
As Gina saw Samuel remove his workshirt, she couldn't help but be enthralled by his tight abs and horanical jawline.
Horanical by OoEe February 28, 2008

Hortical 

original, real, true, genuine, respected, acclaimed.


An adjective often describing a person, relationship, or situation.
Our friendship is hortical.
I am hortical.
Hortical by Mr. Mention February 9, 2009

hoaxical 

related to hoax, what comes from and to lie.
hoaxical bullcrap is a great pleonasm.
hoaxical by grudbachi June 14, 2007

Horanical 

To repeatedly buy products you have just sold
ie Hora just sold his Chameleon again, man thats some horanical behaviour
Horanical by Dan-Rides-Bikes September 21, 2006

Hoticalmerialism

A genetic syndrome for which a child(children) of non attractive parents are very attractive.
Mary: "How does that guy look so good to come from that family?!"

Kate: "He has hoticalmerialism!"
Hoticalmerialism by Ëclair August 19, 2015

Hoticalmerialism

A genetic syndrome for which a child(children) of non attractive parents are very attractive.
Mary: "How does that guy look so good to come from that family?!"

Kate: "He has hoticalmerialism!"
Hoticalmerialism by Ëclair August 19, 2015