Exactly as chicks commonly blame hormonal issues to explain away their general irrational and anti-social behaviour this can be used by guys to defend their own outrageousness actions.
My girlfriend: Hey, I just caught you checking out that chick on Bay Watch. What's that about?
Me: Uh-huh! S'not my fault - around the full moon I get a hornomal imbalance
My girlfriend: I don't care how much your daddy is paying me, I'm outta here.
The way someone feels when they look at someone in a sexual way but may not be able to do sexual acts or want to date so they just stay on the other line sending very inappropriate videos and images.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.