Hopology 

The art of bar hoping

Lets get down tonight, a little hopology maybe?

Hopology by T CAN April 28, 2010

hapology 

Hapology is a half-hearted apology.

It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.

For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.

That is a hapology.

I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.

hapology by Tantanoo November 4, 2009

Hoopology 

The exact science of comparing the radius and circumference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having sex with a black man. The larger the hoops the more willing. Large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.

The scientific formula is as follows:
If ,radius = R circumference =C
Then C(2R - 1n) = Total Whore

Basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn't give me the time of day because i don't look like Jay Z, my pants aren't low enough , I don't have a gold tooth, And I refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.

Hoopology by ezekiel 3900 March 4, 2010

hobology 

The scientific study of hobos.

"These two were dipping lettuce into coke, then licking and sucking on the lettuce. When I walked by them they appeared to be engaged in deep conversation, speaking in their own hobotastic dialect. I didn't want to distrub this facinating exchange, and so I decided to take a picture from a distance instead of approaching. This is often my method of study, because it is hard to properly photograph a hobo once it knows that you have entered it's hobotat. They become quite edgy and often attack verbally."
-from geocities.com/wannabeshoes//hobology

hobology by One Eyed Zombie August 13, 2004

Hoeology 

A guide to understand Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency. Or the study of a Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency.

1) If she sleeps with guys after knowing them less then a week she is a hoe
2) If she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) If she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
I. If she generalize what guys she dates
II. Or if she only dates one type of guy
III. Dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
IV. Believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) She is a cock tease potential to be a hoe
I. Dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
II. Thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
III. Dress To sexy and flaunts their gifts
5) Being annoying and
I. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) Dressing to much like a hoe
I. Gives it up too much
7) When they become friends with you when she knows you like her
I. She Flaunts your friendship
II. Tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) When she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
I. If she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
II. When the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) If she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy

If you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… This list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
And always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right

Hoeology by Sxu 220 October 2, 2004

HOEPOLOGY 

1 a : a formal justification by a hoe or to a hoe: defense b : excuse 2a
2 : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>
3 : a poor substitute : makeshift

1. Jesse James needed to hoepologize to Sandra Bullock.
2. Porn star Joslyn James demands a hoepology!
3. How many politicians will hoepologize this year?

HOEPOLOGY by g5hoe May 21, 2010

Horology connoisseur 

A self proclaimed "horology connoisseur" is most likely a snobbish watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. It's a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.

Distinctive behaviors are :

1) telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything

2) showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other "Horology connoisseurs" consider respectable

3) bashing on other people's choices of watch, dress code and lifestyle
4) getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit

How to recognize a "Horology connoisseur" without any interaction (really, just stay away)

1) His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults won't destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.

2) He uses as a Facebook profile picture a $200k watch only he and 5 other "horology connoisseurs" know or care about. Other pictures in his gallery might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.

3) His friends consist of other "Horology connoisseurs" ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)

4) He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to bash on.

Lololol, why did you even buy this?! As a real horology connoisseur, I can't see my self wearing this peace of crap. *tags his friends *

Horology connoisseur by toldyou55 October 18, 2017