hobology

The scientific study of hobos.

"These two were dipping lettuce into coke, then licking and sucking on the lettuce. When I walked by them they appeared to be engaged in deep conversation, speaking in their own hobotastic dialect. I didn't want to distrub this facinating exchange, and so I decided to take a picture from a distance instead of approaching. This is often my method of study, because it is hard to properly photograph a hobo once it knows that you have entered it's hobotat. They become quite edgy and often attack verbally."
-from geocities.com/wannabeshoes//hobology

by One Eyed Zombie August 13, 2004

Hobology

The study of Hobos

sub- categories:

Hobo-couture: Hobo fashion
Hobout-cusine: Hobo food
Hobosexual: sexual attraction to Hobos
Hobophobic: fear of Hobos
Hobo Fu: Hobo martial arts
Hobo Condo: A box in which a Hobo dwells
Hobo Pokie: A Hobo dance
Hobo Renfrew: A used clothing store
Hobo Vacation: Jail or Prison
Hob-listic Medicine: A pint of Thunder Bird
Hobo Ho Ho Ho: When a Hobo burgles at X-Mass time dressed as Santa
Hobo Depot: A dumpster
Hobo Kin: The family of a Hobo
Hobo-achi: A cooking fire in used oil drum
Hobo Ho: A Hobo who prostitutes themselves

Gerrard is a world authority of Hobology.

by Rew454 September 30, 2016

Hobologic

Knowing WAY too much about hobo's. Besides it coming from plain logic.

Daymn Katerina, you've got some serious hobologic

by tsaltsal November 9, 2011

Hoeology

A guide to understand Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency. Or the study of a Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency.

1) If she sleeps with guys after knowing them less then a week she is a hoe
2) If she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) If she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
I. If she generalize what guys she dates
II. Or if she only dates one type of guy
III. Dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
IV. Believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) She is a cock tease potential to be a hoe
I. Dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
II. Thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
III. Dress To sexy and flaunts their gifts
5) Being annoying and
I. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) Dressing to much like a hoe
I. Gives it up too much
7) When they become friends with you when she knows you like her
I. She Flaunts your friendship
II. Tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) When she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
I. If she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
II. When the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) If she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy

If you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… This list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
And always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right

by Sxu 220 October 2, 2004

Horology connoisseur

A self proclaimed "horology connoisseur" is most likely a snobbish watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. It's a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.

Distinctive behaviors are :

1) telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything

2) showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other "Horology connoisseurs" consider respectable

3) bashing on other people's choices of watch, dress code and lifestyle
4) getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit

How to recognize a "Horology connoisseur" without any interaction (really, just stay away)

1) His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults won't destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.

2) He uses as a Facebook profile picture a $200k watch only he and 5 other "horology connoisseurs" know or care about. Other pictures in his gallery might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.

3) His friends consist of other "Horology connoisseurs" ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)

4) He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to bash on.

Lololol, why did you even buy this?! As a real horology connoisseur, I can't see my self wearing this peace of crap. *tags his friends *

by toldyou55 October 18, 2017

Hoeology

a major offered at the university of wisconsin. Hoeology taken by many of thr badgers basketball players. As they are recruited to play basketball for bo ryan on the court, the are recuited to be hoelogist off the court.

Many of the players began to list hoelogy as a major on facebook.

Example: Trevon Hughes is currently majoring hoe-ology.

Trevon Hughes is currently listed as majoring in hoeology at the University of Wisconsin. He is a hoe-ologist.

by Brian Butch October 26, 2007

Hopology

The art of bar hoping

Lets get down tonight, a little hopology maybe?

by T CAN April 28, 2010