Hopjob 

When you give a handjob and at least one person is drinking beer

“Hey, can you give me a hopjob? I just cracked a beer”

Hopjob by BritneyHopjob July 22, 2018

HOPOBS

Highest Obtainable Point of Bed Snugglyness; When you get out of bed for school or work and your bed is just right for your comfort

When I woke up today, the HOPOBS was so itnense, but i had to get up.

HOPOBS by Doctor BJ Funk February 24, 2009

howjob 

when a chick is so terrible at giving a blowjob, you spend all of your time telling her how to do it rather than enjoying it

Man I was getting this horrible howjob and it left me with blue balls.

howjob by howjob May 19, 2006

hobjob 

a handjob and blowjob at the same time.

that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)

hobjob by JL.Levy January 28, 2009

howjob 

When you are receiving oral sex from an inexperienced individual and have to teach them the proper methods.

Shit dawg, so last night I met this chick at the club. Thought I was gonna be getting a blow job, ended up getting a howjob.

howjob by TurkeyChicken May 17, 2006

Hophobia 

The unreasonable and irrational fear of "Hos'"
In other words, the fear of filthy,dirty,skanky women.

Man, Delaney sure is a ho, im afraid of her, i must have Hophobia.

Hophobia by dnizzlefoDRIZZLE September 12, 2011

Hobjob 

Getting a hand job with a prothstetic.

Guy 1: dude I just got the best handy from your sister.

Guy 2: how is that possible? She has no arms...
Guy 1: Team hobjob!

Hobjob by The Only Congo June 19, 2013