ho-ho-phobia is a phobia most obvious around Chirstmas time. the actual fear is not of Santa Clause but just of his big white beard. From around November onwards, many fearful reports are recieved claiming the sight of a large white beard.
person 1: "dude, whats up with him... all i wanted was a photo with santa!"
person 2: "oh he has ho-ho-phobia"
person 1: "oh right, he doesnt want to go anywhere near that big white beard"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).