Hophobia

The unreasonable and irrational fear of "Hos'"
In other words, the fear of filthy,dirty,skanky women.

Man, Delaney sure is a ho, im afraid of her, i must have Hophobia.

by dnizzlefoDRIZZLE September 12, 2011

Hoephobia

The fear of hoes

I was going to go to the club but the hoes scare me. I think I may have hoephobia

by L0l1 April 17, 2016

ho-ho-phobia

ho-ho-phobia is a phobia most obvious around Chirstmas time. the actual fear is not of Santa Clause but just of his big white beard. From around November onwards, many fearful reports are recieved claiming the sight of a large white beard.

person 1: "dude, whats up with him... all i wanted was a photo with santa!"
person 2: "oh he has ho-ho-phobia"
person 1: "oh right, he doesnt want to go anywhere near that big white beard"

by The Half Blood Unicorn November 19, 2011

Hyphobia

The fear of being paranoid about your partner or significant others whereabouts, as it’s the paranoia itself that invokes fear into the individual.

“Hey man l, I saw your girlfriend with another guy last night”

“Ah if she was it’s probably my fault. I have Hyphobia and she could probably tell”

by J. Stuart Lewis June 17, 2019

hoiphobia

Hoiphobia derived of the word hoist and phobia. It means fear of being picked up by someone. Ooo scary ik.

Chelsea: Stop don't pick me up I have hoiphobia!
Jaiden: What the hell is that.

by jaiecu May 10, 2023