the art of dodging track practice because you a)suddenly have every injury and illness known to mankind, b)need to go to any one of a million clubs you were never in before, or c)don't have time and generally suck at it anyway. Alludes to the feeble, cowardly call of an overworked and crippled owl.
O man, I suck at track and can't come to practice today because I hav...hoothoothoot hoot hoot...
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.