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Hookatize 

Hard to describe, the less you do it the stronger the hookatization, when you smoke shisha (hookah) and it's like having your brains smashed out by whatever fruit the shisha flavour is for 3-5 minutes. It's occasional & depends on quality of the tobacco. Hookatizing is the act of smoking a hookah.
Douche: We're being attacked by bears we should bounce.
Ahmed: Fuck that I'm too hookatized.
Hookatize by Ahmed K December 9, 2008
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hoodalize 

–verb
1. to make something more "gangsta".

A term created and used by the newly signed Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest, which means to make something more "gangsta" like in the hood. Ron Artest has been the most notorious and intimidating NBA basketball player since Dennis Rodman. You don't mess with Ron Artest!
Ron Artest: (On picking new jersey number) I need some help. The fans can twitter me at "96TruwarierQB"... we gotta hoodalize ESPN.

ESPN Anchor: Hey, we've been hoodalized!

hookerized 

Craigslist term for a phone number composed of numeric digits and spelled-out numbers. Many CL posters/spammers use this technique:

- to avoid autodialers,

- to prevent harvesting / resale of their phone numbers,

- to make it more difficult for flaggers to find their multiple ads by searching on their phone number.

Origin: Supposedly, prostitutes who use CL to advertise in multiple cities or spam / overpost in one location originated the technique.
Hookerized CL post: For a good time, call Jenny: 8 (six) (seven) - 5 (three) 0 (nine). (867-5309)
hookerized by TANSTAAFL1 May 26, 2011

hogatize 

to publically humilate a friend, with drawings of a hog, penis etc on personally belongings.
Dude, kevin just passed out on the couch with his shoes on! Lets hogatize that bitch!
hogatize by bbbbbunick May 23, 2007

hoodalize 

to bring a hood mentality; to instill a gritty street-tough attitude to a situation or group of people

Coined by NBA star Ron Artest in an interview with ESPN. Artest expressed his intention to hoodalize the Lakers (his new team).
Ron Artest hoodalized the Lakers and helped them win back-to-back championships.
hoodalize by jpk81 July 10, 2009

Hootasize 

To make any fast food order at any restaurant larger.
"Yes, I'll have a Triple Meat Bacon & Cheese Combo Meal, and could you hottasize that?"
Hootasize by Maria B April 24, 2004

hookahtized 

To try smoking pot out of a hookah and falling inlove with the hookah. the hookah will be all you think about for the next days/weeks until you smoke from a hookah again.
whoa, i am totaly hookahtized after going to zachs last night... when are we hanging out with him again?
hookahtized by ASHLAYYYYYY May 25, 2007
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