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hoodalize

–verb
1. to make something more "gangsta".

A term created and used by the newly signed Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest, which means to make something more "gangsta" like in the hood. Ron Artest has been the most notorious and intimidating NBA basketball player since Dennis Rodman. You don't mess with Ron Artest!
Ron Artest: (On picking new jersey number) I need some help. The fans can twitter me at "96TruwarierQB"... we gotta hoodalize ESPN.

ESPN Anchor: Hey, we've been hoodalized!
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hoodalize

to bring a hood mentality; to instill a gritty street-tough attitude to a situation or group of people

Coined by NBA star Ron Artest in an interview with ESPN. Artest expressed his intention to hoodalize the Lakers (his new team).
Ron Artest hoodalized the Lakers and helped them win back-to-back championships.
by jpk81 July 10, 2009
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Hocialize

When an individual or group inserts themselves into another gathering of people for their own personal gain (to smoke a joint, bum a cigarette, drink their alcohol, etc.).
Hey, Sara, let's go hocialize with those people who are smoking over there.
by MizzMarr January 17, 2011
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hoodlife

(noun) the life of a nigga; living in the ghetto; living the life of a hoodlum or gangsta; the life of a thug; the street life
Yo, dis is yo' homie, and I be livin' da hoodlife, in da streets of da ghetto.

Dawg, I be livin' da hoodlife, 'cause I'm a straight up G.
by raisin' da bar. December 17, 2010
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Hookatize

Hard to describe, the less you do it the stronger the hookatization, when you smoke shisha (hookah) and it's like having your brains smashed out by whatever fruit the shisha flavour is for 3-5 minutes. It's occasional & depends on quality of the tobacco. Hookatizing is the act of smoking a hookah.
Douche: We're being attacked by bears we should bounce.
Ahmed: Fuck that I'm too hookatized.
by Ahmed K December 9, 2008
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Hondalite

Note: Not limited to the owners of Hondas.
1) An individual who is primarily concerned with the reflective nature of the rims on their car, the diameter of their speakers, or the cold-cathode tubes mounted to the undercarriage of their vehicle, how “pimpin” their vehicle is, etc.. These shallow, materialistic, individuals are easy to spot online, as their “nickname” or “handle” usually incorporates such words and phrases as “Honda”, “4U”, “Wit”, “Rollin”, "pimpin'", "str8", etc. in it.
2) A style of presenting one's self to falsely appear to be more ghetto. Usually used to mask ignorance. Hondalites consistently babble on about their material possions and openly profess a non-interest in reality. It is in fact quit often used by low to upper-middle class white girls and boys to earn the respect of their peers and further a form of ignorant elitism. When denotating a materialistic possesssion, such as a car, the funds for their "pimpin' ride" are usually acquired from mommy and daddy or in questionable ways.
3) A person who uses their "tripped out" vehicle as a mating ritual/tool to launch a failed attempt attract individuals of the opposite sex. These pathetic crack babies are of the erroneous supposition that vehicles are to be treated rather like a peacock's feathers to attract the opposite sex.
4) Any individual obsessed with the movie THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS, 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS, or any of it's subsequent sequels.

Related words: Crack Baby
Person 1 "Did you hear Heather just had a baby by that crack baby Mark?"
Person 2 "Isn't she like 16?"
Person 1 "Yeah. She's obivously a pathetic little hondalite who got duped by that little crack baby."

"You ignorant, self-absorbed, str8 n00bfied, hondalite!"
by EditorMG March 1, 2004
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Hoodalizum

Kid from the suburbs, a want to be hoodlum, not gangster
That boy ain't hood has no game hes just pure hoodalizum
by CuriousCat3 November 27, 2022
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