Hoodnet

Internet in the hood. Usually low income internet.

Hey, Lamar, you got that hoodnet?

by xxyoumadbrox- March 28, 2017

Hoodnest

Crib, house and the spot

my brother is at the hoodnest
i got to go to the hoodnest to change my clothes
i got the stash at the hoodnest

by haj December 30, 2005

Hodnet

A Hodnet occurs when a friend, or your gunner, either accidently or purposefully exposes you to his junk. For a true Hodnet, said junk must be at eye level and the victim must be caught completely unaware.

John: "So I'm driving along and talking about what I'd do if I won a million dollars. I told everyone in the truck I'd go munting, or set everyone up for a Virtual David Copperfield, or possibly even get everyone an alaskan pipeline. Then my gunner asks the TC to hand him a RIP-IT. So my TC reaches into the cooler and turns around to hand it to him, only to catch an eyeful of his junk! A full on Hodnet! He swears it was on accident, but no one forgets to zip up and like that.

by Einbahnstrasse January 15, 2010

Hoodneck

Is a person or persons that is from the ghetto or the hood white black any race that likes to engage in redneck activities such as four wheeling dirt bike riding hunting Ect

Hoodneck here

by Harry Malone October 10, 2017

hoodlet

a small child, aged 11 or under, who strongly identifies with a gang or gang culture, looking forward to day he or she will grow up to be a fully-fledged Hood.

When did all these little hoodlets start hanging around outside my kid's school?

by customcartoons May 8, 2011

Hoodneck

Redneck who thinks he/she is a "gangsta", or "down". White guys in big pick-up trucks blasting rap.

Jason just braided his mullet into corn-rows, what a hoodneck!

by SethB May 3, 2006

hoodness

The state or quality of being hood.

If my child dosen’t show hoodness at an early age, I’m disowning them.

by hes123abcyuh May 30, 2018