Hodnet 

A Hodnet occurs when a friend, or your gunner, either accidently or purposefully exposes you to his junk. For a true Hodnet, said junk must be at eye level and the victim must be caught completely unaware.

John: "So I'm driving along and talking about what I'd do if I won a million dollars. I told everyone in the truck I'd go munting, or set everyone up for a Virtual David Copperfield, or possibly even get everyone an alaskan pipeline. Then my gunner asks the TC to hand him a RIP-IT. So my TC reaches into the cooler and turns around to hand it to him, only to catch an eyeful of his junk! A full on Hodnet! He swears it was on accident, but no one forgets to zip up and like that.

Hodnet by Einbahnstrasse January 15, 2010

Marble Hornets 

The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.

You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym

Marble Hornets by StormDuh February 17, 2019

hodgetwins 

Badass motherfuckers.

Dem Hodgetwins is some badass motherfuckers.

hodgetwins by TheAmazingHobster January 10, 2014

Mad as a hornet 

When someone is beyond angry. Full of rage. Hornets are really angry and relentless, hence the term, "mad as a hornet".

1. Jane was playing hide and seek and was trying to hide in the closet quickly, but smashed her finger in the closet door. Jane was mad as a hornet.

2. If someone is very upset, you ask them "are you mad as a hornet?" Their reaction will tell you how mad they are.

Mad as a hornet by Marie G the DiscoDiva October 12, 2006

Hornets 

Major assholes. Their sole purpose of living is to fuck you up. They are the biggest and shittiest of all wasps.

I hate Hornets.

Hornets by Necr0mancer July 3, 2017

kick the hornets nest 

A phrase used to indicate you have or will aggravate or start a conflict with a said person in power or a group of sort (country, gang etc.)

1: "I've had enough of John and his stupid gang. Come on. Let's kick the hornets nest!"

2: "He has really kicked the hornets nest now!"

kick the hornets nest by Exhaustfire October 25, 2015

fuck hornet

A gigantic fucking bee. It doesn't even have to be a hornet. Just a giant insect that can sting

Jesus Christ! Outside, I saw the biggest fuck hornet of them all!

fuck hornet by A random fucking turnip October 18, 2017