Honson 

Basketball lovers. Handsome, national image of china, god amongst men, perfection.

Peter,”yo, look at Honson shoot.”
John,”wow, that air was so beautiful.”

Honson by Mark Goldbridge November 21, 2021

arin hanson

Arin Hanson is an animator/ gamer and is a part of a YouTube channel called Game Grumps, co-starring with Danny Avidan and formerly Jon Jafari.

"Wow, Arin Hanson is such a boopin' ass guy!"

"Maybe, but Pewdiepie is cooler."

"You are officially dead to me."

arin hanson by Terra Risona October 25, 2015

hensonism 

The inadvertent actualizing of a metaphor.

Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.

Other hensonisms:

CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”

I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”

“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”

“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.

General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”

hensonism by Gwendalin 568 June 2, 2010

tim henson 

media darling, host of the distorted view daily podcast.

"hey freaks!, welcome to the distorted view daily podcast. im your host tim henson, the media darling."

tim henson by tom peters July 1, 2005

Todd Hanson 

AKA The Silver Fox. Creator and enforcer of The Show. Takes it to the hairline regularly.

Now guys, do the damn show, and take it to the hairline... because even Chuck Norris believes in Todd Hanson.

Todd Hanson by travis ohrn August 1, 2009

taraji p henson 

The most amazing black woman actress alive! She's a true tough COOKIE.

-I wish a bitch would fuck with me. I will drop there ass with my Taraji p henson (cookie)!

taraji p henson by Taraji p henson December 20, 2016

The Hanson Brothers 

Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.

For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."

The Hanson Brothers brought their fuckin' toys with them.

The Hanson Brothers by Pilotguy44 December 16, 2008