by Viz22 June 27, 2016
acronym for FUCKING IDIOT LIAR. A person who openly makes up stories and lies to you, but is ridiculously idiotic and so doesn't understand your superior intellect knows he is lying to you.
FIL - yeah bro, I want to discover black matter, I'm way into physics.
smart guy - I think you mean 'dark matter'
FIL - yeah, thats what I'm talking about, black matter. Dude I got my masters in Physics, I'm brilliant!
smart guy- wow, I think I need to go.
smart guy - I think you mean 'dark matter'
FIL - yeah, thats what I'm talking about, black matter. Dude I got my masters in Physics, I'm brilliant!
smart guy- wow, I think I need to go.
by bigbinthehizzy July 30, 2009
by TweedyChic March 28, 2005
by sir. awesome October 28, 2011
OMG! Beth, I saw Jack at the pumping gas at the gas station yesterday. He didn't realize it was me so i beeped. He waved, paused a second, and then he had this really big shit eating grin on his face only a FIL would have.
by GHFdaja87 February 26, 2006
Fake Internet Lesbian. An adult entertainer that only performs with women when in front of a camera.
by spacedoc October 20, 2006