Honkey Ponkey 

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

Honkey Ponkey by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

sideways hokey pokey

the act of having sex

"damn that chick is hot, i'd do the sideways hokey pokey with her all night long."

sideways hokey pokey by bernsy February 27, 2008

hokey pokey 

a satanic ritual which requires one to put the right foot in and then the right foot out.Put the right foor in and shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. And thats what it all about.

Teachers in schools perform satanic rituals by making students do the hokey pokey.

hokey pokey by steven Lee May 13, 2004

Horizontal Hokey Pokey 

The act of or engaging in Sex.

"I walked into my house and i could tell my parents were doing some c-razzzzzy horizontal hokey pokey!"

Horizontal Hokey Pokey by lauRgasm April 25, 2005

Do the hokey pokey

Have a cone.

Australian Citizen 1: Oi Davo! Let's go Do the hokey pokey and get turnt around!
Australian Citizen 2 (Davo): Sounds farkin skitz! I am stingin for a cone.

Do the hokey pokey by Skooooobs June 5, 2019

ghetto hokey pokey

An number of line dances usually done at parties, weddings, family reunions, etc. Not necessarily relegated to the ghetto, trailer parks or barn dances; these dances are generally performed by persons of all races and social standings at various get togethers.

For Example:
- Cincinnati Stomp
- Electric Slide
- Cha Cha Slide
- Cupid Shuffle
- Achy Breaky
- Boot Scoot Boogie

Not to exclude other certain dances which may be danced as line dances but also have partner-style or solo variations

- The Hustle
- Love Slide
- Crip Walk

1. "Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Criss Cross. Everybody clap your hands. I know the Ghetto Hokey Pokey when I see it."
- Cedric the Entertainer, Kings of Comedy

2. Khaki Country
Gap Ad to song "Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

3. Doing the C-walk is gone get y'all beat down.

4. Did you see them doing that old school dance The Hustle in "Saturday Night Fever"? John Travolta was the man.

ghetto hokey pokey by CristalShandaLear January 21, 2008

hankey pankey 

When you have hidden, but dirty ronchy sex with someone.

Hey! I know you crazy kids are in that room. Stop your god damn hankey pankey, ya here?

hankey pankey by The Cuzzmeister March 27, 2007