hong dong 

An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.

That MacBook Air you bought to could check your Hotmail at coffee shops is a real hong dong.

hong dong by Sharawadgis April 3, 2011

Hong Dong 

Having an extremely small penis

This guy I was dating had a bad case of Hong Dong

Hong Dong by Wildbell88 October 4, 2018

hong dong 

The crust in between the penis head and shaft that forms after not showering for a day or so. Also known as a homeless guy who says he is richer then you by "life experiences".

The hong dong in my crotch is making my balls itch.

Let me throw away this condom with hong dong in it.

hong dong by Jewbear April 13, 2007

Hong Kong Dong 

A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.

"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."

Hong Kong Dong by Duke Fenton January 9, 2022

Hong Kong Dong 

Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.

Jeff got the Hong Kong Dong from a Ukrainian tranny behind Applebee's while he was wasted.

Hong Kong Dong by Yobungus1337 November 1, 2010

hong cong dong 

Something u get at Wong's chinese hand laundry

I washed me close at Wong's and I got the Hong Cong Dong.

Its great!!!

hong cong dong by blackwaterray October 1, 2012

hong kong long dong 

Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person

Woah, have seen Chang's dick? He's totally a Hong Kong Long Dong

hong kong long dong by ChineseChecker January 10, 2014