Honey Pants 

A small sticky residue left in ones pants after a small accident in the middle of the night.

Scott has honey pants after a very interesting dream last night

Honey Pants by Jesus the Inventer October 1, 2008

honey muffin pumpkin pants 

An unacceptable nickname for your wife.

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

honey muffin pumpkin pants by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

holey pants 

A pair of pants that is full of holes and is not formal enough for a picture.

Hayley, next time, don't wear holey pants because we need to take this picture.

holey pants by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

honkeypants 

the type of pants you wear when you need to eat pie and you want to chase dorathy and todo around

Im so high i feel like mr. honkeypants

honkeypants by Monkeyshiner January 22, 2004